Want a Husband? Get a Cat instead!

Catshmere Luni Tuni Laying the Kitchen Table

Yes, Cats are better than Husbands, much better than Husbands.

Generally speaking, I’ve got nothing against Men but Husbands are a disaster … Women in the House: we are on your side!

Cats are very respectful and always sympathize with Housewives: after all they are the ones that feed us, brush us and clean our sand every day, day after day. If it were for Men, we would be starving and our litter boxes would be a real mess!

My human mom is a Housewife so she’s always around, doing stuff at home and taking good care of us. Without her we’d be lost … believe me: it’s always a tragedy when she leaves us alone with her Husband for a day or two.

When we complain because we are hungry, he just stares at us and says: “You Cats want food? You Cats are fat! From today diet, all of you!” … and that’s it: we starve patiently waiting for mom to come back and feed us.

Not convinced yet? Have a look at Felix’s testimony from the Purina Felix You Tube Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoVLO1bIF6k

“Clean, tidy, funny, independent… cats like Felix make the perfect housemates. Husbands on the other hand – well, they could use a little extra house training!”

Yes, we are the purrfect housemates!

So, women listen up: don’t adopt a Husband, adopt a Cat instead! If you already have a Husband, don’t waste your time trying to train him: cuddle your Cat instead!

BTW, have you seen this gorgeous picture?

Catshmere Luni Tuni Laying the Kitchen Table

That’s me helping my human mom lay the table. She loves it! Meow …

 

Luni Tuni

Fine Cat Food Connoisseur and Milk Taster. Avid Cat Grass Eater and Cat Vomit Expert. Founding member of the Obese Feline Association.

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